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that word lovely
marcus: I never said she was a \"cunt,\" I said she was \"cunty.\" me: wha? me: ummm me: was that msg meant for me me: or am i having a sleep deprivation induced blackout like never before? marcus: Yes, its just something random that just popped into my head, and I've been saying to everyone me: interesting me: so she's not a cunt, but like one marcus: Your just my latest victim. Revel. me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah me: hehe me: i'm basking in the opportunity me: i'll tell you one i've been rolling around in my head: me: it's a fake ad me: *ahem* marcus: \"I love my tw@ internet service\" me: FREE CASTRATION! Act now, or forever hold your penis! marcus: I'll take the latter marcus: Need a divorce lawyer, call 1-800-freedom marcus: No really me: i thought it was funny, and came up with it after i heard some random dude say \"act now\" marcus: Its way to stupid for me to make up me: haha! me: that's awesome me: so true marcus: Its actually on a couple billboards in Houston me: really? i don't think i've seen them marcus: And in San Antonio there's one for \"cosmetic gynocology\" marcus: THAT'S classic me: wait, your what? tw@? as in tw@t? marcus: Yes me: ah, but is it Classic Turner Movies? marcus: That's the joke @=at I love tw@ me: i thought only girls had twats me: :-D marcus: You said twat. me: ah! i gotcha. @ = at me: so tw@ = twat me: i was saying twaat marcus: Tah-dah! me: Booyaka! marcus: Ooh me: twaaaaaaat marcus: www.tourettesguy.com me: sound it out boys and girls me: The page cannot be displayed, bitch. marcus: Penises... Vagina.... Buuuuttsex. me: nice. marcus: Hm marcus: Oh well marcus: We still have no AC me: boo marcus: Thank GOD that front came through me: Yeah!!!!!!! marcus: Otherwise me, double a, and boozer would be cooking me: what is double a and boozer? me: or, who? me: i have to write a paper toniiiiight me: and sleep, too me: i haven't gotten enough of that lately me: i have caffeine on hand but there comes a time when no amount of caffeine can help me: and we are but zombies me: i am nearing zombification me: it's awesome me: it is TEH awesome me: bitch marcus: Doubl A is my roomate, boozer is his ferret me: does he lick double a batteriers me: and does the ferret foster a fondness for alcohol marcus: Wow, I leave for a minute to feed the fish, and almost lose you on your own tangent me: hehehehehehehe me: my mind moves quickly marcus: Is name is Aaron, hence Double A me: you have to keep up ;-) marcus: Or maybe very slowly me: maybe marcus: And your fingers just type random things based on word association me: yes, yes they do marcus: Tw@ me: but it keeps the conversation moving me: Penis marcus: Yes. I have one. Would you care to inspect it? me: la la la l al al al lajsdlfajpthjepne me: kthx me: haha marcus: Did you just crash? me: what? me: why yes me: and i burned, too me: no, the jibber jabber was just me being hyper marcus: Burner... me: i'll burn YOU me: burn baby, burn marcus: Ooh, I hope so :-P marcus: DISCO INFERNO! me: that's DEVIL'S MUSIC me: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE me: wave your hands in the air like ya just don' care! marcus: Well hey me: hey what? me: what's up marcus: As much as I'd love to keep this con... Hm. As much as I'd like to keep tal... As much as I'd like to keep this word box open marcus: I'm about to crash me: okie dokie marcus: Long day marcus: So I will talk to you later, ms. Lovely me: saccharine dreams to you, moonlighter marcus: hugs and gropes! ;-) me: haha! Does he realize I never get called lovely by anybody but him? Does he realize names like that might only get us into trouble/bliss? Last night �lovely� was the word that got me going�and though it�s complimentary rather than sexy, I had never been called such a word before.
- wednesday, sept. 20, 2006
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