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Reasons to not be with Marcus: -he's republican -he's overweight -i don't know if i'm attracted to him (am i?) -he's from beaumont and has an accent -he makes jokes that i sometimes find offensive -he works at a bowling alley and likes bowling -he goes to ACC - wait, is that even a reason? -he's a distraction from my studies Reasons to be with him: -he's funny -he seems to listen -he's cuddly and affectionate -we have a rapport and can talk to each other -i care about him and want to see him do well -i miss him at night -he's sort of sexy, if that makes sense to you at all -- in his words and voice -i feel like i can tell him things, and he'll understand but the truth of the matter is, i don't think he would ever be with me. after all the crap i've put him through? he must think i'm a real tool. ----------- then we had this chat: me: haylo marcus: Hi me: hello me: have i ever asked you what your religion is, if you practice one? me: and, on a more stupid note, why do men "adjust"? what's the idea there? marcus: No, you haven't, I'm non denominational, and we have dangly parts me: haha! me: okay me: i guess women have dangly parts too, though. but bras are i suppose a sort of adjustment me: and sometimes women adjust their bras me: (when no one's looking) me: hm marcus: See marcus: That's the same thing me: but guys do it openly me: which makes me wonder if not adjusting is a more painful predicament for them me: or something me: i have no idea me: and i am methodist, by the way me: although i feel like surely somewhere along the way i must have asked you what your religion was me: maybe i did and forgot marcus: I don't know marcus: Mostly the dangly parts stick, so we have to adjust them marcus: Its uncomfortable me: i'm sure it is me: :-D marcus: FRUSTRATION! me: did you know that 60% of American boys are circumcised at birth? that seems like an extraordinarily large percentage. i thought only jewish guys were circumcised, but i'm sure that must be wrong information, as America is not 60% jewish guys. (and by the way, i'm not asking you if you were circumcised or not--that's totally way too personal and not what i was getting at at all). i've also learned (hooray for internet) that "A tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. Semen also contains dozens of chemicals and minerals, including sugar, vitamin B12, calcium, and zinc." me: HAHAHAH! me: so, semen is nutritious! me: YAY! me: i feel so educated marcus: No, I'm not, btw me: okay, well either way, i wasn't asking me: so is it a jewish thing or no? me: i guess i could just wiki it since i'm so curious marcus: It is, but there's belief that there is some sanitary reason for it me: hm me: interesting marcus: Personally, I think that's bull, I haven't had any problem me: i'm reading on this particular website that circumcision has "no health benefit" me: i also learned this: penis pumps, vitamin shakes, and exercise are not things that increase "things." only plastic surgery (ouch!) can change the size me: you're like, "WOOOOOOOW" marcus: Eh? me: just sharing the knowledge! marcus: Sorry, I'm trying to find a torrent for slow big band music me: 'cause knowledge is POWER! me: haha me: hehe, okies marcus: Besides, I've got a huge cock already marcus: :-) me: sssss! me: i'm just releasing my findings, that's all marcus: I'm just reporting my knowings me: (you totally know i'm not implying anything) me: hahahaaaa me: besides, it's not the size that matters me: or at least that's what i've heard, and choose to believe me: i'm a fan of the underdog, lol marcus: Why? If its big AND I can use it, wouldn't it be enough? marcus: My being as awkward as I am makes me the underdog me: what? you're not awkward marcus: Yesh I am me: no, you're not me: look, who are you talking to here? marcus: Hee marcus: Someone who I have played with :-) me: =-O marcus: Found the song I'm looking for! me: excellent marcus: Moonlight Seranade marcus: I just need more songs like it me: who is it by me: oh, it's big band, right? me: i'm not going to know the author then, but oh well me: still cool marcus: *poke* me: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061019193028AA2RtZT you might find this thread funny, i know i did me: *grin marcus: *rub rub* me: *deep kiss...* marcus: *rubs hands through Hair* me: *pulls you close* me: can i ask you a question? marcus: Sure me: is the reason you don't want to 'play' again because a) it wasn't fun for you the first time b) you don't want physicality only after all c) you met a cool girl you want to focus on or d) you don't want to become too attached/have already become too attached...or am I completely off marcus: Sorta D marcus: I don't want either of us to become too attached marcus: I don't like hurting/getting hurt me: me neither me: maybe I was me: I mean, I don't like getting/being hurt me: and maybe I was getting attached me: but anyway, I'm glad the whole subject was broached me: even if it is just on aim me: thanks for being honest me: do you have any questions or anything else to say on the matter marcus: You have nice boobs. me: why thank you! me: OH! me: haha marcus: ? me: that was your 'anything else on the matter' me: lol me: well, you kiss well, so there me: ha marcus: Naaaah me: again, whooooo are you talking to? lol marcus: You kiss well also me: aww me: tommorow i have two tests and after that, little else! me: yaaay marcus: Woo! me: then i can finally do laundry and sleep me: i'm looking forward to that me: pretty lame, but still marcus: You should have an orgasm. me: it's nice to have a clean room marcus: That would be good for you. me: yeah, i suppose it would me: ha marcus: Yes. me: sss marcus: Sss? marcus: You sss. me: *chuckle* me: i will! me: ha marcus: What was your favorite part about playing? me: favorite part? marcus: Mmhm me: kissing and i had never "lost my shirt" with a guy before, so that was fairly exciting. and just how gentle you were, that was nice marcus: Hee me: and the whole proximity thing, being affectionate me: yours? marcus: Boobs. And the kissing was nice too me: hehe marcus: And don't ask me what the fascination is, I don't know me: the way you kept checking on them to make sure they were still there before you left...was completely hilarious me: okay then me: i won't marcus: Hee me: anyways me: it's 3am! marcus: And I must be lonely me: ah, matchbox 20. you read my mind marcus: Heh me: yeah and she says, "baby" me: life is funny, so keep on laughing me: that's what my friend lauren always said marcus: If I become unresponsive, I've lost consciousness me: i love gay people, they're so fun and i just can't quite "get" them. they've got that 'je ne sais quoi'. lauren is a lesbian. me: okay me: gotcha me: i will know that now me: heh me: nature calls me: well, i'm going to go study some more me: goodnight, mr.
- Saturday, Dec. 09, 2006
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