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goodbye, marcus
i talked to the roomie, anya, about marcus. this will be the last conversation i have with him. i have now blocked him from AIM. bye, marcus. marcus: What's up? me: not much me: just studying me: you? me: oh, i fell asleep on you last night marcus: Its ok, so did i me: it was comfortable O:-) marcus: I remember I was listing off my favorite porn stars... me: yes me: i actually looked some of them up me: pretty me: haha marcus: Like who? Bianca and Danielle are my favorites marcus: Danielle moreso, cause she's natural me: the redhead, whoever she was marcus: They're both redheads :-P me: ah, okies me: i like male redheads too marcus: http://www.gotmilkers.com/gallys/pinup/driley01/main.htm marcus: That's danielle me: ah marcus: I find that if you're looking for a specific actress/model, www.freeones.com is the best for it me: oh me: ssss me: thanks marcus: If you're into that sort of thing me: honestly not so much me: have you ever been caught watching/looking at porn? marcus: Yes, unfortunately me: oh no marcus: Never beating it though me: once or more times than that? me: well, at least that's good me: who caught you, if i may be so bold? marcus: Once marcus: Parents me: NO me: that's horrible marcus: Brother has once or twice, but he's a dick me: what did they say? me: ah, okay marcus: My other brother didn't care me: okay marcus: Well me: does he look at it too? marcus: It was actually after the fact marcus: My parents were billed marcus: Didn't end well me: oh no... me: how horrible marcus: My brother has several dvds under his bed me: was it a pay per view thing marcus: No, long distance internet me: i'm sure you were more careful after that me: oh me: do you think your dad looks at porn? marcus: No marcus: Not at all marcus: After 3 kids I think he's done me: heh me: but surely he's still interested in sex, right? it's just that he has your mom? me: i mean, having kids can make sex difficult to plan out, sure, but me: i would think that "the urge" or whatever never really subsides marcus: I really don't care me: i mean, age will make sex less appealing too, from what i've heard marcus: No. marcus: Not at all me: ha, am i weirding you out talking about your dad's sex life? me: i would be weirding me out, too me: :-) marcus: Yes. me: okay marcus: *shudder me: i'll change the subject, then! me: hehe marcus: Pussy. me: Yes. marcus: We never talk about pussy marcus: Why not? me: Never talk about pussy? Oh dear. me: what do you want to know about it? marcus: I dunno me: not that i'm an expert, but ask away marcus: Your thoughts? marcus: I like pussy, how about you? me: yes me: hehe marcus: Really? What about it? me: it's my sex organ of course i like it...:- me: :-D marcus: lol me: i like how it gets wet marcus: And did you like me touching it? me: yes, but you needed some guidance -- not trying to offend at all here marcus: Oh? Where did I need to go? me: I didn't want you penetrating because even *i* don't penetrate marcus: Why? me: i think more...up and down, instead of around marcus: You should try it me: well, i did a couple of times after that night, but it hurt me: i mean, even with only 1 finger me: ha marcus: You know me: how women put men in there is beyond me, lol marcus: If we ever did have sex marcus: It would hurt a lot more than you could imagine me: yeah, i'm sure me: hm me: is that you bragging, then? haha marcus: I'm not bragging me: just "saying" marcus: I've been told, therefore its a fact me: okay then :D me: okay marcus: :-) marcus: It just hurts? It doesn't feel good at all? me: eh...it felt sort of good me: but not really good enough for me to keep doing it marcus: Hm marcus: Ahuh... me: i mean, but of course eventually i'll lose the virginity marcus: And what kind of pain? marcus: Stinging? Burning? marcus: Aching? me: just a lot of discomfort down there, generally speaking marcus: Hm me: like, "my gosh what am i doing?" me: i don't know me: but it was kind of cool, too me: in a way me: to feel myself squeezing ON my finger marcus: Hm me: instead of just inside marcus: lol me: does that make sense? marcus: Oh yes marcus: Its nice me: hehe me: glad you think so me: i read about these exercises to make a girl "tighter" me: i've done them a few times, kind of fun me: i really hope there's no way to track where i've been on wikipedia :D me: i mean, there's History, but i can delete that me: do your parents know you're not a virgin? marcus: Kegles me: yeah marcus: I'm sure thet can guess me: i thought it was kegels me: ah marcus: Either way me: either way what? me: oh, you're sure they can guess either way me: is that what you meant? marcus: Yes me: i had never heard of kegels and one day back in oh...high school? (it might have been college) someone in my family makes some joke related to kegels me: and i'm like, "what are kegels"? me: they told me it made giving birth easier or something like that, and my grandmother, who is a nurse, told me what they were exactly me: and of course it was embarrassing marcus: lolz me: but i didn't know it helped teh sex life, too me: ha me: and yes, i meant 'teh' me: because it sounds idiotic marcus: lol me: *nuzzle* me: *lick* marcus: *lick lick* me: uh oh, i suddenly got kicked off me: last i saw was your *lick lick* me: did i miss anything? marcus: That's all I put me: okies me: *chases your tongue* marcus: *blows* me: haha me: hm me: *wraps legs around your waist* me: *deep kiss* marcus: *lick lick* me: *slides down bra straps* marcus: *Puts face between breasts* me: hehe me: *slides down panties* me: *caresses your neck with my fingers* me: *guides your fingers to my clit* marcus: Mmm me: *presses my breasts up against you* me: *rubs your ass* me: *deep kiss* marcus: *sucks on earlobe me: *gently guides your finger into me* me: *clinches madly* me: ugh. sorry, i'm just horny this time of the month me: (extra) me: hehe marcus: Really? me: yeah marcus: You get hornier during that? me: yeah me: a lot of women do marcus: Hm me: does sex when a woman is menstruating gross you out? me: it grosses some women out me: and of course, some men, too marcus: I've done it. me: put then others just say to hell with it and put a towel down me: was it better/worse/gross? me: would you do it again? me: or have you done it more than one time? me: i've read that during that time of the month, women start to be attracted to other types of men--like "manly men", i guess me: i don't really know what they mean by "other" me: "other" than what? marcus: I've done it more than once me: and did it go over well? me: you could shower together afterward, hehe! marcus: Sure marcus: As well as could be expected me: ah, but then you might NEVER get done! me: lol marcus: We were actually in the shower me: cool me: problem solved me: although one thing about that time of the month is that sometimes women get sore down there me: and then it wouldn't be appealing me: do penises ever get sore? marcus: Hm marcus: Nope me: i don't see why they would, but who am i to know? me: okay :D me: ha marcus: I dunno marcus: it gets sore if hard for a long time me: hm me: and to get it unhard, you just massage it out i suppose? me: and when you get "blueballs", do they really turn blue? me: and, does hair grow on the shaft of the penis, or just around the base/on the balls? marcus: No marcus: All of the above me: so the hair grows everywhere then me: eek..shaving on the shaft seems horribly dangerous me: i mean, OW me: or do you just trim there or something? me: i know i'm pelting you with questions here marcus: Nah, its incredibly easy actually me: so are they shavable? marcus: Yep me: huh me: okay then marcus: If you know what you're doing me: hehe me: *cuddle* marcus: What about girls? Is it dificult for you to shave?, me: it's a bit hard to see everything that needs to be seen me: i mean, on the front is easy me: but in dorms, it's hard to find a time when you know the roomie will be out me: it's uh...easier with a mirror me: ya know? marcus: ... She could do it for you... me: well, no, i guess you don't me: in your dreams, sure marcus: lolz me: :-P me: i've heard that shaving each other is an activity that couples like to partake in together...seems a bit strange to me, i've always seen shaving as something you do to prepare for your lover, not engage in together me: but to each his and her own marcus: Uip me: i don't think i would be into it me: uip? marcus: Yup me: are you into s&m? marcus: Not really me: hehe marcus: I do enjoy the idea of tying or being tied marcus: Or blindfold me: yeah, that sounds like fun marcus: Yup me: and a little light biting and spanking also seems cool me: but real pain? iono. marcus: Oh yes me: to which? marcus: biting and spanking me: haha me: ahhh... me: i'm listening to yes's "roundabout" marcus: Mmm me: you like yes? marcus: I don't know yes marcus: So... No? me: ha! me: nice me: well me: they're a 70s prog rock band, they incorporate some classical music into their songs me: quite cool marcus: Ah me: and "roundabout" is probably their big hit, and therefore might be one you might have heard me: i know "classical" music doesn't sound like it would be very cool...but man, this is cool me: okay, question: do you think rosie the riveter is hot? marcus: Who? me: just a sec, i'll link you to a pic of her me: she's a norman rockwell marcus: Hm me: http://z.about.com/d/trucks/1/0/L/4/rosie_riveter.jpg marcus: Oooooooh me: she's on my wall, if you remember. marcus: That chick me: hahaaaaaaa marcus: Not really me: the first thing my roommate said to me when i put her up was, "ooh, she's hot!" marcus: I "nothing" her me: and i was like, "yeah!" (but a little disappointed) marcus: What? me: 'cause that's not really what she's there for marcus: Ah me: i mean, when she was painted or drawn or whatever, it was meant to recruit women to work me: which was good for women, because before they just sat around in their house me: BUT me: almost all of the women portrayed in these ads were taken in a fashion that made them look...like their bodies were more important than the work that they did me: and even in the phrasing of the newspapers! me: one newspaper article read something along the lines of (and this is from my history book) "Plane repairwoman so-and-so throws around those wrenches as if they were biscuits!" me: only it wasn't wrenches, it was some heavy piece of machinery me: (something not at all like a biscuit) me: and it's just sad me: but the result was that women didn't want to leave the workforce me: once any given group of people gain rights they didn't have before, they're not going to let go of them! me: there was my feminist ramble. i love rosie. me: (and not for her boobs, lol) me: she has a sparkle in her eye me: she is no one's bitch me: so yeah marcus: *licks waist line* me: haha me: mmm... me: you know my panties are off, right? marcus: Orly? me: Rly. marcus: And why is that? me: why do you think? marcus: I don't know me: it's more fun that way marcus: What's more fun? me: eh, chatting me: :-* me: ha marcus: lolz me: wouldn't you agree? marcus: Yes marcus: Except I have company me: oi me: okay then marcus: *licks lower* me: *clinches* me: who's company? me: well, i have to go be productive me: mwah marcus: Rachel, randy, aaron, kim, ken and i me: wow, quite a bunch me: have fun marcus: Okie dokie me: bye bye marcus: Keep your panties off me: hehe...okaaay me: if you insist me: :D marcus: And I do me: alright then! marcus: Heehee
- monday, Dec. 11, 2006
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