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Christmas Day - weirdest chat ever
i named this guy freak...for good reason, i do believe. he did have a few interesting things to say though. what strange things to discuss on Christmas day, can't say i'm proud of it. (1:17) [freak] how old are you [jane] how old are you? (1:17) [freak] old enough to eat my cheese ? (1:17) [freak] 19 [jane] no, not that old (1:17) [freak] im only asking for significant reasons [jane] cheese, hm? i'm female [jane] 'significant reasons'? [jane] and what are those (1:18) [freak] yea i might know you (1:18) [freak] whats your age [jane] and no, janeane is not my real name [jane] 19 [jane] neither is jane [jane] for that matter (1:19) [freak] do you smell [jane] you might know me? there are plenty of 19 year olds in tx [jane] yes, like roses and crap (1:19) [freak] i know a texan by jane [jane] why, do you? [jane] huh? (1:20) [freak] im a baker (1:20) [freak] is why [jane] you mean you know a texan named donna? [jane] that's cool (1:20) [freak] wait (1:20) [freak] barbara [jane] you're a 19 year old baker? (1:20) [freak] but i actually think her name is margaret [jane] i didn't know they made them that young (1:20) [freak] i baked myself [jane] well, my real name is neither of those [jane] really? baked yourself, eh? (1:21) [freak] id love to see your name [jane] well i'm not giving it away (1:21) [freak] no i didnt bake myself, thats silly to say and impossible to do [jane] yeah i know (1:21) [freak] my last name is baker (1:21) [freak] stoopid [jane] HAHAHAHA [jane] ok, didn't catch on [jane] are you a guy? (1:22) [freak] you must have ate your broccoli as a kid [jane] and why's that? (1:22) [freak] yea but im gay so dont try your sticky love lust lore crap [jane] haha [jane] 'sticky love lust lore crap'? wow (1:23) [freak] im actually not gay (1:23) [freak] but i try so hard [jane] to get the girl? (1:23) [freak] no [jane] or to act gay (1:23) [freak] to not like girls (1:23) [freak] girls are trouble [jane] you try hard not to like girls. hm. [jane] well i'm a girl but i have no ill feelings towards gay people [jane] even though i am a texan [jane] texas = very very very red state (1:24) [freak] you hate gays [jane] what? [jane] no (1:24) [freak] its in your blood [jane] psssshhh [jane] whatever [jane] my grandparents aren't into homosexuality [jane] but whatever [jane] that doesn't mean I'M just like them (1:25) [freak] ur a girl tho [jane] yes, i'm a girl. so what? [jane] don't worry about me, i'm not trouble (1:25) [freak] you dont know what its like (1:25) [freak] k good (1:26) [freak] are you heavyset [jane] to be the bad man? [jane] no (1:26) [freak] k (1:26) [freak] whats your favorite food [jane] why? (1:26) [freak] just say cheese (1:26) [freak] i dont know [jane] why cheese? is that another name for cum or something? (1:27) [freak] are you trying to be gross or something? [jane] no, i thought YOU were (1:27) [freak] why do my fingers crack (1:27) [freak] and why do i crack them [jane] with all the cheese references (1:27) [freak] is this bc i want to hear the sound [jane] i'm thinking you crack your fingers because you're on crack [jane] hehehehe (1:28) [freak] no im on acid and my computer bleeds cheese, so does the ceiling fans and cats (1:28) [freak] haha, i really like you (1:28) [freak] why is that [jane] are you seriously on acid? (1:28) [freak] haha yea [jane] why is what? (1:29) [freak] why have i put the cheese in my brain [jane] i don't know (1:29) [freak] ask master splinter or something (1:29) [freak] yea you dont know [jane] but it was my cheese. YOU MOVED MY CHEESE! [jane] no, i don't know (1:29) [freak] u moved ur own cheese, booger (1:30) [freak] why are you in texas [jane] huh? who is the master splinter? [jane] hmmmm? (1:30) [freak] cant you just leave [jane] yeah, i could go away (1:30) [freak] not a turtle fan i guess (1:30) [freak] wanna come to my house [jane] no thanks (1:30) [freak] i have lots of cheese and acid (1:30) [freak] and ceiling fans and cats [jane] i'm not a mountain booger kind of girl [jane] thanks though (1:31) [freak] well im not at heart, but sometimes i try to find other boogers [jane] we're all boogers in this world :) (1:31) [freak] thought you were a mtn booger, but maybe you are a plain ol booger (1:31) [freak] right (1:31) [freak] you seem sharp for 19 (1:31) [freak] that is refreshing [jane] what? you said you were a mtn. booger [jane] why thank you [jane] i try (1:32) [freak] i say alot of things, doesnt mean they are ever true [jane] oh. ok then i won't take that last line as a compliment (1:32) [freak] im just trying to get your cheese [jane] oh. well i don't have any [jane] i'm not a baker like you [jane] hehehe (1:32) [freak] no plz dont think that was a lie (1:33) [freak] flatter yourself [jane] well ok then [jane] i can do that (1:33) [freak] im not a baker ... [jane] i know [jane] just messing with you (1:33) [freak] i only bake cheese from within my own bodily oven [jane] ah! seeeeee? you're referring to 'cheese' as cum (1:33) [freak] occasionaly i will make some hummus or shiitake soup (1:34) [freak] or essence of life [jane] nice [jane] essence of life? oh geez (1:34) [freak] cheese is more than cum [jane] HA! [jane] it is your essence then [jane] that's....um....interesting.... (1:34) [freak] it takes more ingredients than cum to marinate cheese [jane] good to know [jane] because you know i've always wanted to make cheese with my cum (1:35) [freak] you might pocess some extreme gourmet shit [jane] i might (1:35) [freak] delicatessan [jane] or i might not [jane] right now i'm thinking not [jane] but you go for it man [jane] so you say girls are trouble? (1:36) [freak] your prolly prettier than i [jane] why do you say that? (1:36) [freak] yea , cus i love them too much [jane] i can lie too, you know (1:36) [freak] i always wanted to be one, cus i thought they had something extra special [jane] girls are 51 percent of the population, so guys are more rare [jane] hehehe (1:37) [freak] myspace.com/fur (1:37) [freak] tell me i look like a girl [jane] why? [jane] would it make you feel good or something? (1:38) [freak] would it make you feel good (1:38) [freak] im dying (1:38) [freak] i wanna know [jane] um.....no? [jane] ok now you're just being ridiculous (1:38) [freak] will you stop being ridiculous (1:38) [freak] plz (1:39) [freak] im not being firm, just sensitive [jane] oh wow you really are on acid (1:39) [freak] i just want you to know [jane] i'm not looking at your page, sorry [jane] that i'm the love of your life? [jane] erm, thanks but no thanks (1:39) [freak] you could be [jane] i suppose it's possible [jane] but i would never know if i met you * jane hugs freak (1:40) [freak] yea but god likes to play games [jane] yeah, but that's awesome (1:41) [freak] so you will prolly fuck me over somewhere in life [jane] what makes you say that? i am not one to fuck over the love of my life [jane] i doubt you are either [jane] punk (1:41) [freak] see now your on my level [jane] was i ever so high? (1:42) [freak] higher [jane] can you take me higher? [jane] (creed) [jane] to a place where a blind man sees?' [jane] yeah [jane] so anyways (1:42) [freak] nice one ....... but thats why i came to you (1:42) [freak] bc i can [jane] you came to me because you could? [jane] i'm confused (1:43) [freak] take you higher ? [jane] ahhhh, ok [jane] cool (1:43) [freak] now im confused (1:43) [freak] its 3 am here (1:43) [freak] when is santa coming (1:43) [freak] ive been waiting (1:43) [freak] all i see is cheese [jane] hahaha. my impression is that you came to me because you could take me higher (1:43) [freak] but nothing in the stockings [jane] oh that's sexy [jane] 'take me higher' [jane] uh huh [jane] it's 1:45 here [jane] yup, no sign of santa yet (1:44) [freak] to the great climax in the sky ? (1:44) [freak] what time is it in mexico [jane] hahaha, yes, to that one [jane] i don't know [jane] i don't live in mexico [jane] the same time as here i guess? [jane] i doubt we're in different time zones [jane] mexico and tx, i mean (1:45) [freak] right [jane] are you a fan of mexico? (1:45) [freak] i need vitamin c (1:45) [freak] great big fan [jane] hahaha (1:46) [freak] i love ghosts and mexico * jane hands freak an orange [jane] how about mexican ghosts? (1:46) [freak] hope its organic [jane] freak is a liberal :D (1:46) [freak] mexican ghosts will take you straight to the clusterfuck [jane] very cool [jane] the cluster? what's that? (1:46) [freak] beatnik (1:47) [freak] fucksack warrior (1:47) [freak] dharma bum [jane] dharma. like dharma and greg? i love that show [jane] even though i never get to watch it (1:47) [freak] dont taunt me [jane] what?! [jane] how was i taunting? (1:48) [freak] your a two timing woman and i am a saw mill man [jane] um, okay. * jane doesn't understand at all (1:48) [freak] sorry... was just the song lyrics i was listening to (1:48) [freak] felt approiate [jane] ah, ok [jane] i was thinking 'boy he must have had some breakup'' (1:49) [freak] yea 4 yrs ago [jane] when you were 15? [jane] dang [jane] or are you lying about your age (1:50) [freak] was i too young [jane] no (1:50) [freak] i need to go stick my brain in a blender [jane] it's just fairly young (from this point of view, anyway) to be having a hard breakup (1:50) [freak] it might make mroe sense [jane] you need to stop taking acid is what you need to do (1:51) [freak] girl plz.. i was getting my body licked daily [jane] by this girl? (1:51) [freak] i wish (1:51) [freak] your too independent [jane] thank you [jane] it's what i thrive on [jane] not needing people [jane] it's unfortunate in some ways (1:52) [freak] its what keeps you alive [jane] no (1:52) [freak] i need no body but women (1:52) [freak] its my weakness [jane] it's not a weaknes, i think it's natural [jane] i want a great guy (1:52) [freak] yea its natural (1:52) [freak] im the greatest guy i can imagine (1:53) [freak] which makes me feel like im fucked [jane] does it? how? (1:53) [freak] girls never find great guys (1:53) [freak] i cant be found anyway [jane] why? are you so far deep in the mtns? (1:53) [freak] nope (1:53) [freak] not like that [jane] are you so busy trying to like guys then? [jane] i mean, do the people around you think you're gay? [jane] because if they do of course you're not going to be 'found', as you say (1:54) [freak] no im not trying to be gay [jane] no? (1:54) [freak] ive never met a guy im attracted to [jane] ok nevermind. that's just the impression i got then [jane] oh, so you were only attracted to straight guys [jane] hehehe [jane] that sucks, ever unrequited love (1:55) [freak] your wet n wild [jane] that's a nail polish brand, not me [jane] but interesting observation (1:55) [freak] ahh [jane] well, it is a nail polish brand [jane] that's true [jane] but i guess as a guy you wouldn't know that firsthand (1:56) [freak] i know (1:56) [freak] my grandma has that (1:56) [freak] i know most things [jane] really? cool [jane] you know most things. [jane] ok [jane] that's conceited (1:57) [freak] like you dont know most things [jane] no, i don't know most things [jane] and i don't think you do, either (1:57) [freak] oh well [jane] we're 19 for goodness sake [jane] how much time have we had to take in the world? [jane] not too much [jane] but that's depressing (1:58) [freak] dont think about it [jane] i do believe in the intelligence of young people Could not send: test (sent while offline) [freak] kids today are atleast 6x smarter than those before my generation (sent while offline) [freak] i grew up sucking on eggs and spitting in my sisters panty drawer (sent while offline) [freak] ....... my bones are howling (sent while offline) [freak] sometimes i get lonely, i this big wide world in front of my eyes soothes my lustful life (sent while offline) [freak] what you know in the end will be only enough to push you off the ledge (sent while offline) [freak] this isnt so much fun anymore (sent while offline) [freak] that being , the computer screen, but it brings my limbs great pain (sent while offline) [freak] then puberty hit, and i was all the sudden trying on womens undies (sent while offline) [freak] aw, you left me.... there goes the true blue huckleberry finn, the best friend old jim ever did have (sent while offline) [freak] and staring at my curves in the mirror
- 2005-12-25
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