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i wrote this to a guy on consumating who had just split up with his girlfriend: Hey Calvin, I'm sorry to hear about the girl, a year is a long time to date someone. Is she in Australia? and...didn't your profile read 'single' just yesterday? Hm. your cliche but honest question is hard to answer for even a female. the solution does, I believe, depend on the girl. woman, really, since that's what we like to be called. and you can't give a girl everything; you can't give anyone everything. some women want someone they can dub 'boyfriend', just a word to tack onto their sentences. "I went to the club" becomes "I went to the club with my boyfriend," and so on and so forth. they're not looking for anything serious, but if a guy really impresses them, they might someday grow to like their man dolls. then other girls are dead set on tying the knot. they have the best of intentions, yet they can't help but spend time obsessing about everything they do, and whether or not their boyfriend would make a good father. they just want to have a family, which is great for them, but when things go wrong with their guy, they tend to 'lose it', since they want so badly to marry. my old roommate was one of these. then there are teases and dare i say sluts. they enjoy a man's attention; they enjoy anyone's attention. but perhaps we're all teases and sluts in some way. hey, the whole world wants to have sex and be loved! some people just express this want in more destructive ways than others. and then there are girls that have issues with their families, or that have been raped, or that are somehow messed up inside. but really, it is the same with men. i am of the opinon that everybody's family screws them up in some way. so, women want someone who will understand their hang ups and love them anyway. that is not to say that they or their flaws will change; they certainly might not. and don't expect to change a woman--if they change permanently, it will be because they want them to change, not you. and one more thing about understanding: i don't think you can ever truly understand another person, or another person's loneliness. love is trying one's utmost to understand another person, even though it's impossible. i think God can understand us, but we can't understand each other--not entirely, anyway. women want someone who will hear them out when they've had a crappy day, but at the same time someone who will call them on their shit if they do nothing but complain. but women come in just as many varieties as men do! some want babies, some don't. some want marriage, some don't. some want another woman, some don't. but we all want our lives, and freedom, and love, however we define it. to change the topic drastically, congrats on the new job. where do you work? (you by no means have to answer that). That you could consider biking to work is cool. good night, and good luck. "Everybody plays the fool sometimes. There's no exception to the rule, listen, baby: it may be factual, may be cruel. Everybody plays the fool. Falling in love is such an easy thing to do." - Marvin Gaye ----------------- annnnd, a chat with marcus: me: hey marcus: Hey you! me: what's up? marcus: What's shakin? me: hmmm... me: what is up AND shaking? marcus: Not much, you? me: i'm trying to think of something, an object me: not much me: in a month i'll be back in atx! woo! marcus: Yay! marcus: Then we can make out and do the nasty! me: haha me: how is carino's treating you? marcus: Not bad me: ly. not badLY, you mean. :-) me: sorry, the grammar policewoman cannot hide sometimes me: so, not badly, but not well, either? me: ouch, there goes the analyst marcus: There was a little episode where I was accused of sexual harrasment, BUT thanks to another person who was accused at the same time and his grudge, I came out on top and he got fired me: wow me: do tell me: what did you say? marcus: No, I didn't say anything marcus: I'm kinda touchy feely right me: now? marcus: Oh not right now marcus: I've no motivation marcus: But! me: so you didn't say anything to deserve the charge of sexual harassment? marcus: No, I did a lot of arm pinching and such and like I told the management, that was more annoying than anything marcus: The other dude was the REAL sexual harrasment marcus: Telling a female staffmember that "I fucked your boyfriend in the ass last night, and..." Something about her mom followed that, but its not improtan me: oh good grief... me: yeah that is bad me: i'm sorry i'm not very responsive right now, i'm chatting with a friend i haven't seen in ages marcus: Its only been weeks dear, not ages me: ;-) me: i thought you might say sthg like that! me: I�ve known this girl since elementary school me: (that obviously makes her MUCH more important than you) me: jk, of COURSE! marcus: Yes, I know marcus: I have a penis, that's why me: *sigh* me: haha marcus: Yes, I know I have a magical psycic penis me: psychic penis? whoah... o_0 marcus: I know! me: now THAT'S entertainment. me: wait, what? i have no idea what we're talking about. me: perhaps it should stay that way marcus: No, what's entertaining is what happens while checking out the psychic penis marcus: Things become very entertaining me: so with a psychic penis, can you tell when a woman is horny? me: hmmm... marcus: Yep marcus: The hard nipples, wet area between the thighs, yeah, it can pretty much tell when she's in the mood me: ah! me: i'm back me: so then, what's the verdict? me: am i horny? marcus: Where do you go? You're not on for days and then you show up? me: (i got kicked off) marcus: I have to be closer me: ah, okay then... marcus: And then you may have to be naked me: okay... marcus: And willing me: so then I just have to tell you i'm horny for now marcus: I'd have to say willingness is the number one turn on marcus: Oh you are? me: i was last night, my gosh. now, somewhat, sure me: hm, are you? marcus: Not really marcus: I'm in the same room as my roomate and his girlfriend me: ouch, well that can kill it marcus: Why were you horny? me: i don't know, but i couldn't sleep marcus: If I may so boldly ask me: it was really weird me: what a strange night me: i ate some chocolate chips before i went to bed though. me: maybe that's part of it marcus: *blink* marcus: �que? me: well, eating chocolate releases endorphins me: and so does masturbating me: haha marcus: Hot! me: it was weird, i wasn't really dreaming or awake me: hot chocolate marcus: What size are you again? Cup size I mean? me: just a sec marcus: lol you don't know? me: yay! i'm a C! me: i wasn't sure if i was a b or c, i don't remember these things me: yeah, i know it's something most people know off of the top of their head marcus: I should take a moment to examine them me: i try not to go bra shopping too often, it's such a pain marcus: I'm a professional me: would you? me: oh, why thank you me: make SURE they're C's me: professional what, may i ask? marcus: Do you not where bras, or do you just wear them till it almost kills you? me: i wear a bra usually every day me: well, if i'm in public i'm in a bra for sure me: unless i wore the dress i wore today me: what do you mean 'until it almost kills me'? me: they're not straightjackets me: mine are nice and comfy marcus: Stabbs you in the heart with the underwire me: hahaaaaaa! me: death by bra! me: yes yes, we've discussed this marcus: I'm sure your breasts are comfy me: i'm getting deja vu me: they are ;-) marcus: *purrrr* me: awww me: i'm not wearing a shirt right now marcus: You're such a tease... me: well, i'm not me: i'm not lying, you know me: am i really a tease? this is an honest question marcus: I know! That's why you're a tease me: i'm a few hundred miles away, it's all i can do, lol marcus: Quite, because also you're smart marcus: And smart girls are also a turn on me: thank you marcus: So your smart, and for the most part willing marcus: As far as what else you can do, you could take a picture me: i've thought about that, believe it or not marcus: You should me: should i? me: or would it circulate the internet? marcus: Yes me: ah marcus: I promise upon my testicles, it won't go past my phone marcus: And eveywhere it goes me: upon your testicles, eh? me: 'everywhere it goes'? a phone can go a lot of places, dearie marcus: Yes, but usually my bed, the tv room and the console of my car me: the key word being 'usually' marcus: Yes, I may go to a movie or out to eat marcus: But nothing too major marcus: Then there's Metro, but you were there me: the fact that your phone would suddenly hold a risquee picture of me in it might make it more prone to the public though me: i could be in metro in all sorts of senses marcus: But like I said marcus: Upon my nads me: so in other words if anyone saw this very hypothetical picture, i could remove your balls? me: nice me: that's quite a promise marcus: Absolutely me: yay i got rid of my old friend me: we're going to get together later this week me: that was mean marcus: And bone? me: Yes marcus: Oh, I thought you said "old boyfriend" me: she, i, and our other friend are going to have an orgy me: haha, no me: did you really think i said old bf? me: although my old bf is currently away me: so is my old roomie marcus: Ahuh me: so yeah me: how did i turn this convo into something boring? me: i have no clue marcus: Ok, here let me get us back on track me: oh dear :D marcus: I really like tits me: Me too! me: breasts are great marcus: Really? What do you like about them? me: they should be celebrated marcus: Breast Day! me: well, they're sort of perky and feminine and softer than soft marcus: You should read "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox me: yes, by golly, the world should get a day off for Breast Day me: the banks will close me: never heard of it me: is it on the internet marcus: No, but his site is me: (the alphabet, i mean) marcus: www.maddox.xmission.com me: and they shiver if a breeze blows past me: who wouldn't like breasts? me: i mean, i'm not a lesbian, and i like breasts marcus: You have a sence of humor so it shouldn't be too remarkably offended me: oh hey, i have read some of his stuff marcus: Hard nipples are great too me: do you ever wish you were still a virgin me: if i may be so bold marcus: Not nessicarily a virgin, but I wish it wasn't the girl it was with me: oh marcus: Do you ever wish you weren't? me: are you 20 or 19? i can't remember marcus: 19 marcus: You are 20 marcus: With no tatoos marcus: You have failed marcus: Mwuahaha me: it's not that I wish I wasn't, but sometimes I wish I wasn't hell bent on saving myself for marriage me: haha! you have an excellent memory, monsieur me: I fail at life! jk marcus: Yes me: you know what's scary? i was about to type mwahahaha but then you took it me: it's that psychic penis, i'm tellin' ya marcus: Yes me: i don't know if i spelled psychic correctly me: but that's okay me: life goes on marcus: Yes marcus: I don't think either of us have all night me: all night to what? chat? me: or did you mean 'i don't think either of us have it all right." me: *has* me: oops me: brrr it's cold in this house marcus: No, I meant either of us has spelled the word right? me: i'm getting goosebumps me: okay, i gotcha marcus: Goosebumps and? marcus: 2 big goosebumps? me: yes, as a matter of fact me: and several more tiny ones across my chest marcus: You know, I'd really REALLY like to suck them me: i'd really like to have you here, sucking them me: last night was insane, i tossed and turned until six am marcus: I'm usually awake then marcus: Still me: still what? marcus: Still awake me: i have fantasies of leaving my bra at a guy's house on purpose me: i know that was random, but anyways marcus: Feel free to leave it here me: do undergarments turn you on? me: like bras, panties, etc me: hehe marcus: Oh sure me: okay marcus: And I show up saying " you forgot this..." me: haha! me: oops... me: i've been missing that me: it's my only one me: :-* marcus: Heeheehe me: what do YOU like about boobs? hehe me: everything marcus: We should go to the porn store and buy you a dildo me: haha me: if i ever bought a dildo, i'd do it alone me: what have i told you about me and dildos, anyway? marcus: Aw me: aw? marcus: Nothing actually me: oh, well that's good i suppose marcus: Is there somthing about you and dildos I should know? me: no me: haha me: i have considered purchasing one, but i would be completely mortified if it was ever found marcus: Then why did you say "what did I tell you about me and dildos?" me: because it's a very personal thing to admit to even having considered buying one me: and i've said some personal stuff to you me: but i didn't know if we had had a Dildo Discussion. me: i couldn't remember me: hehe marcus: You must be very comfortable with me, I'm flattered me: now it's my turn to say aw me: awww me: thanks marcus: Thank you me: is it hot in austin? me: i'm asking this genuinely marcus: Yes, very me: ick me: but still, i can't wait to be back me: my mother and i have had some major tiffs marcus: Yeah! me: this summer marcus: I can't wait for you to get here! marcus: Tiffs? me: really? thanks, that's sweet marcus: Oh me: big, bad arguments marcus: Man I keep misreading your word me: it's 1:11 am me: maybe that's part of why marcus: No, I woke up at 2pm me: tiffs treats, we've been having lots of tiffs treats :-) me: have you had their cookies? yumalicious marcus: Well I read it as, my mother said I've had major tiffs me: nope, no tiffs except with her marcus: Woot woot! me: i don't really have much to argue about with anyone else i know, except my dad me: and we don't argue much marcus: You can argue with me me: ooh, i'm going to my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary wedding this weekend in missouri marcus: And we can wrestle marcus: Naked me: i'm sure ;-) me: hahaaaa! me: naked is the only way to wrestle marcus: With oils marcus: Or somthing me: ah, yes. who could forget the oils? me: actually, oils are kinda gross, imho marcus: Yeah... me: okay, sans oils, w/e me: hehe marcus: How about jelly? me: ky? me: i don't think you're ready for this jelly me: my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe me: beat THAT! marcus: *whips out the psychic wang* me: haha me: have you used jelly? marcus: Uhm me: i mean, like ky or other stuff? marcus: I have some me: really? marcus: Astroglide marcus: And I do have ky heating marcus: The warming jelly me: so then you're sexually active right now? marcus: No I've had it for a while me: i saw this comic where a chick (a cartoon chick) uses astroglide on her hair--she thinks it's a hair product me: but she's the ditz character me: it's part of her charm marcus: http://tmp.4chan.org/u/src/1154174233877.jpg marcus: Enjoy that marcus: I sure did me: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=370 me: your link hasn't loaded yet me: my computer is wireless internet, so soooooo slow marcus: Hm me: um me: that's really not funny marcus: Oh marcus: Kay me: i don't know me: no offense marcus: What is funny? me: to me, that crossed a borderline marcus: Oh marcus: I'm sorry me: it's okay me: don't worry about it me: what do you think about andrea yates marcus: *chomp* me: chomp? me: chomp what? me: you'd like to eat andrea yates... marcus: I have no opinion really me: but seriously, what did you mean by chomp? marcus: That crazy bitch? me: yes, that crazy bitch me: who drowned her five children marcus: Something to change the mood? marcus: Well me: yeah, and the proceedings ended the other day me: so it's recent news marcus: Although you are quirky, as well as my other concubines, that's about my limit marcus: She's too crazy me: okay, i got kicked off again marcus: *grabs and holds* me: hehe marcus: Good, you're not going anywhere me: your other concubines? me: so that's what i am to you, a sexual slave? marcus: No marcus: Not yet anyway me: a woman of a lesser class than you? me: psh marcus: Of course not me: well, i didn't know what concubine meant exactly, so i wikipedia'd it marcus: Hm me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concubine marcus: How bout a Harem? me: how about a swift kick in the ass? me: :D marcus: I could be into that me: hahaaaaaa marcus: :-* me: so that's it, you get off from pain me: oooh, look who has sexy red lipstick on me: what luscious lips you have, darling me: the better to kiss you with me: these lips don't lie marcus: Don't you love it? It stays on my dick for weeks me: the pain? marcus: I actually do have rediculously full lips marcus: And eye lashes marcus: No, the lipstick me: i bet you make all the girls jealous me: i suppose lipstick on one's dick is a good thing marcus: I'm the prettiest girl at the ball ban10hut: but of course me: prettier even than Jackie Burkhart me: *gasp* me: that's a that 70s show reference marcus: Yes, that bitch is wearing the same dress though me: ooh, catfight me: she's going down me: 8-) marcus: Hence the lipstick me: haha! me: mila kunis is cute me: wow, there are even jeweled dildos me: yes, i wikipedia'd dildo me: i did it a long time ago, but the page has changed somewhat me: since then me: there are hello kitty dildos, that's just creepy marcus signed on at 2:01:40 AM. marcus: *lick* me: ooh marcus: Mwuahaha me: did you get kicked off? me: *grabs you tightly* marcus: No, you did marcus: Hold on marcus: And never let go! me: never let go, Jack! Never let goooooooo! me: the first ten times i saw that movie in jr. high, i didn't cry. then, years later as a college freshman, i saw it again and cried marcus: Even though that bitch did let go... me: oh my gosh, my former roommate would kill you if she heard you say that me: :-) marcus: I cried the first time that I saw Bruce Willis die in Armageddon me: she had to let go, he's a dead guy... me: really? marcus: So were the people in the boats me: i've only seen parts of that movie marcus: Yep marcus: Holy shit what! marcus: I've never seen scarface or any of the godfathers me: so you think she should have stayed shackled to his carcass for the rest of her life? gross! me: me neither marcus: Riggamortis, coupled with the fact his dick was frozen solid marcus: Maybe me: apparently armageddon is a really good movie though, otherwise it wouldn't have brought you to tears me: riggamortis? marcus: And Bruce Willis kicks ass me: whatchu talkin' bout, willis? me: okay, different willis marcus: Yes marcus: Quite different me: is your roomie and his gf still there marcus: Yes, but I've got nothing important in this room marcus: You're antsy is suppose? me: somewhat me: hehe marcus: Shirtless, cold, all alone marcus: What's a girl or a boy to do? me: *smiles* marcus: *tit rub* marcus: Das nice me: mmm, thanks me: *licks lips* marcus: So what ARE you wearing? me: i'm wearing pajama bottoms and panties me: but i could be naked me: would you prefer that? marcus: I'm trying to picture what situation would leave you shirtless for so long marcus: And yes I would me: just a second me: okay, it's just me and the sheets now marcus: And its just me and half a hard one me: and my pussy, clenching marcus: Mmm, so exciting me: wish you were here marcus: And you're enthusiastic, is that an act or are you sincere? me: the computer motor is warm, but you'd be warmer me: right now, i'm sincere marcus: You enjoyed they cyber sex last time didn't you? me: yes, i did me: did you? marcus: Yes ma'am me: I'm glad! marcus: And horny! me: yes, that too :D me: sometimes i can't believe the things i say and do on here with you marcus: Mmm, I wish I was there to play with that hot wet pussy of yours me: considering my complete lack of experience with such things me: I wish you were too me: you could show me things me: make me need marcus: I can show you all kinds of things me: what would you do first? me: i'm naked already marcus: I'd run my fingers up and down your body lightly me: just waiting for you me: shivering marcus: Tracing my fingers around your nipples me: they're getting harder right now marcus: Ooh, harder than they were? me: yes me: :D marcus: How is that? me: nice marcus: How big are they? Like wide? me: they're a little bigger than a quarter, and light pink me: i think they're fairly wide marcus: What about the nipple part marcus: The part that's sticking out the most marcus: (Nice by the way, I look forward to maybe sucking on them) me: that part is very small marcus: Either way marcus: I tend to suck on the entire breast me: i like my chest, anyway me: i'm pleased with how they turned out, haha marcus: Maybe they'll get bigger marcus: You're only 20 me: bigger? i don't think i want them any bigger marcus: And not pregnant yet me: and 20 is fully grown, lol me: true, they do get bigger with pregnancy me: i don't want to get pregnant for a very long while marcus: Yep yep marcus: Neither do i me: haha marcus: I don't even want to think about marraige untill I can easily take care of myself marcus: but really by 20 puberty has come and gone me: at least for me, anyway me: there are late bloomers, i suppose marcus: Yep yep me: yeah, i want to pursue journalism and move the hell out of texas me: i hate the heat marcus: Aw marcus: Away from me marcus: ? me: away from my parents marcus: There is that me: they're divorced, i've had quite enough of them marcus: That's why I love austin me: me too! me: because my parents don't live there! me: and austin is awesome for a lot of reasons me: it's a cool city to be in, especially with the music scene me: and the capital me: and the food and shops and weirdos walking down the street me: there's such diversity marcus: And me! Possibly wanting do somthing at some time marcus: Indetermanantly in the future me: huh? marcus: Somthing naughty me: hehe possibly me: ugh, it's half past two me: i'm freezing marcus: I rub my palm flat across your stomache me: mmm me: I kiss you deeply me: my tongue swirls across your teeth me: *sigh* marcus: I squeeze your breast lightly, my tounge deep into your mouth me: I moan softly through the kisses me: I gently clutch you, rubbing up and down me: my fingers wet from you marcus: I softly rub your pussy just around the lips me: I guide your fingers further into me me: I lick your neck marcus: I push my fingers into your pussy me: I gasp and whimper lightly me: I'm falling asleep and i have work tommorow me: i have to go marcus: Awww me: i know... marcus: Call me some time sweetheart me: okay me: hehe marcus: Promise? me: okay marcus: Promise promise? me: okay! me: haha marcus: You really promise? me: yes, i'll call you marcus: You promised 3 times me: i did me: should it take three times? marcus: I have work at 10:45AM me: i have work at eleven thirty marcus: You'd be surprised me: what do you mean? me: what would i be surprised at? marcus: You'd be surprised how often I'd get blown off marcus: And no one calls me: aww me: well, talk to you later marcus: Okie doke marcus: *smooch* me: mwah marcus: Nighty night me: nighty night marcus: Think about me when you play with yourself tonight me: haha, okay marcus: Yaaaaay! marcus: Of course marcus: And take a pic marcus: I would LOVE that me: i'm not taking a pic marcus: Aw, me: haha
1:11 am - sunday, july 30, 2006
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