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we be chattin'
me: hey me: i rented the importance of being earnest but i haven't watched it yet marcus: Watchit! me: i will me: not now though me: what are you up to? marcus: Playing trivial pursuit me: cool me: with your friends? marcus: Yup me: are you winning marcus: Actually yes me: yay! me: question: did you know that i knew thomas? if so, how? marcus: No me: okay, nevermind marcus: I mentioned thomas cause he goes to ut and he's fun me: i'm way too conspiracy-esque me: well i dont mean to distract you marcus: You can always distract me me: aw thanks me: :-D me: that is sweet and sexy at the same time me: i like distracting you marcus: Good me: in both sweet and sexy ways marcus: Distract me me: okay then me: which one now? me: i'm shirtless marcus: ... marcus: That's SO not fair me: hahaaaa marcus: But I've already got all my wedges me: your wedges? me: are you about to win if you answer one last question right or something? marcus: Yup marcus: I have to get to the middle first though me: 'stuck in the middle with yoooooou...' me: yay i'm back! marcus: See they get to pick my category me: so they can choose your weakest one marcus: But I've answered pretty much all of them right me: ooh, if you don't know the answer and you don't have a time limit you can ask me me: and if i don't know, i can ask jeeves me: but they might be too impatient for that marcus: lol marcus: No time limit me: suh-WEET! marcus: But itd be obvious me: yes, clearly me: type type type......hmmmm........lemme think me: and then, all of a sudden, "I'VE GOT IT!" me: with a lightbulb protruding from your head me: protruding is such a weird word me: i don't know what to make of it me: blech, protruding me: protrude THIS, BITCH! marcus: I could protrude you me: ewwwww marcus: All night long me: haha! me: And I you, I should add marcus: = O me: O:-) marcus: *lick* me: I hope those are my breasts you're licking me: they're so warm right now me: i'm under the covers marcus: Whatelse would I lick? marcus: ... marcus: O:-) me: Oh...I don't know...there's an area between my legs that could sometimes use a tongue... me: I just took off my shorts and panties, just wanted to let you know marcus: Son of a-- me: okay you had better not be showing your buddies this marcus: You're so mean to me marcus: Nope me: uh oh...too much of a distraction? me: i'm impatient for you to win marccus: One of them just came from behind with all points me: oh no! marcus: Yup me: you don't believe i'm naked, do you? i am. marcus: I don't understand it marcus: Why do all my friends smoke pot? marcus: I dont me: do they? marcus: But they all do marcus: Take a picture :-P me: are they smoking now? me: maybe the reason you're winning is because they all smoke pot me: why do you hang out with these guys? marcus: Well one is marcus: I didn't know me: i'm never going to take a picture, not in these circumstances :-) marcus: We're playing the ps2 trivial pursuit me: oh nifty marcus: In what circumstances would you? me: if i knew that you would be the only one seeing them, and they weren't digital, and no one would ever find them, and the person developing the prints didn't look at me oddly when i got them developed me: that's a lot of ifs me: so you didn't know they smoked pot? me: and if i knew that you'd enjoy them and not think i was fat marcus: Ok, how about if it was you taking pictures with a polaroid camera? me: hm me: i never thought about that me: maybe me: and polaroid pictures fade out over time me: which is a plus me: but i don't have a polaroid me: and i don't want you to go buying one just because i said all of that me: not that i think you would me: but who knows? me: i sure as hell don't! me: anyways... marcus: Maybe at a garage sale marcus: I lost me: good game me: have you ever smoked pot? xcalibur866: Nope marcus: good for you! marcus: I drink occasionally marcus: But smoke nothing me: where do you get the alcohol? me: or are your friends of age me: oh wait, you said your brother was of age, right? marcus: They are marcus: And so is my brother/roomate me: does he smoke? marcus: Nope marcus: Neither of them me: that's good me: that's really good marcus: But as far as drinking and making bad decisions marcus: Yeah, brother does that me: what does he do? me: have you ever been drunk? marcus: Yes, but once again, no bad decisions me: ah me: that is key me: i've been tipsy marcus: Indeed marcus: I think fairly clearly me: yes, in france marcus: Though I did claim bill gates was behind the ipod me: so it was legal tipsiness, ha me: haha! me: and that gore invented the internet? me: eeeeexcellent me: he took the initiative me: whoah! marcus: I wasn't THAT drunk me: what a badass! me: haha me: only al gore could be that sober marcus: lol me: (kidding, i don't even know what he stood for) me: .....other than inventing the internet marcus: He also gave a speach on global warming in the middle of a snowstorm me: really? that's cool me: how ironic, i love it me: was it on purpose? marcus: I don't know me: because if it wasn't.....what a riot! marcus: But yes marcus: Awsome me: teh awesome me: btw, are you spelling awesome without an 'e' after the 'w' now? me: is that like a Marcus thing? me: or does your 'e' key not work? me: 'cause when i say, 'teh', the misspelling is on purpose me: it sounds funny to me me: like 'zorz' at the end of words marcus: I can appreciate an oil painting of Abraham Lincoln mudwrestling jefferson davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely of prime numbers, but its just too bulky for the ninja lifestyle me: you're a ninja? me: i'm a pirate me: power to the pirates! marcus: Yar marcus: You seem quite energetic tonight me: and i'm sorry but i didn't understand the painting thing me: i am me: energetic me: and naked marcus: And not a marcus in sight me: wtf marcus: Poor janeane me: oh me: okay me: gotcha marcus: Que the hell me: i was freaking out thinking you were not you me: that you were one of your friends me: i can't help but be paranoid marcus: No, I've already left me: but yes, you would be a dear... marcus: A dear what, may I ask? me: a dear ;-) marcus: Bada-bing me: hm me: i like your question though me: it has many answers me: brush stroke artist me: for one marcus: All of them I'd like to hear :-P me: warm set of lips me: breathing heavily me: tugging and massaging me: caressing me: coaxing marcus: Pleading probably me: gulping me: pleading yes, and pleasuring me: gasping me: whimpering me: sighing me: groping me: spreading me: squeezing my pussy tightly like i am now me: wrapping you up in me marcus: I like these verbs marcus: So just to ask, am I the only person who makes you this way? My ego wants to know me: yes. I'm not seeing anyone right now me: i've had cyber sex before, but never with anyone i actually met in person marcus: Mwuahaha marcus: There's more than one expanding head on my body then me: you're the first who i've known me: haha! me: and you? marcus: Yes ma'am me: cool me: when did you first start getting interested in girls? me: like, how old were you and what did it? me: do you remember a particular friend or movie star or teacher? marcus: Probably around 6th grade marcus: When love apples started appering me: ha me: love apples me: my first crush was in 3rd grade me: but i don't know if i even knew what i wanted marcus: I did have a "gf" in kindergarden, then she moved marcus: Kissed a girl in 3rd grade me: awww me: i kissed a guy when i was 19 me: but i've never french kissed anyone, even though i tried. it was so odd, like a fish or something me: yay! back on me: i'm a late bloomer, ha marcus: lol marcus: We can give it a shot marcus: How bout it? me: I'd like to me: Would you? marcus: But of course me: I get back Aug. 26 me: and start school the 30th me: 8-) marcus: I have no work mondays and tusedays marcus: I don't know about school off the top of my head me: so maybe the 28th or 29th marcus: Ayeaye me: Yay! I'm excited marcus: I only have one class on tuesdays me: well good marcus: Yup yup me: are you in the car? marcus: Nopr marcus: Back on my couch marcus: Quite tacobell-less than I was about 5 minutes ago me: you threw up your taco bell? oh no! me: :-) me: or you just got back from the bell me: yo quiero kisses de marcus marcus: I just finished my taco bell me: do you speak spanish? marcus: Je voudrais kisses du Joanna marcus: French me: all of my co-workers do, it's funny me: yay!!! me: i work at subway. eat fresh, bitches! me: the other day one of my co-workers who i seldom understand said very slowly and clearly: "You. Go. Home." me: it was so cute, we both burst out laughing me: i rarely see her smile me: how nice me: i am the token white girl marcus: lol marcus: Delicious me: the token white girl is delicious? ha me: but i'll go with that me: :-* marcus: Yes, yes you will :-) me: hehee... me: hmm me: i am laying with my stomach, chest, and thighs face down on the bed, like a belly flop. my knees are bent and the bottoms of my feet are in the air. my elbows are also bent and my fingers are typing. my eyes are looking inquisitively and playfully at the screen... me: back again! marcus: I'm sitting on my couch in jeans, my thumbs typing, hoping the girl on the other end doesn't think I'm a total bufoon me: what? no! why? marcus: Well, I'm incredibly lame me: I don't think that at all marcus: Yay! me: you're very fun me: *smooch* marcus: I'm also shocked/delighted that you don't think I'm a pervert marcus: *smooch* me: if you're a pervert, so am i me: and if i'm a pervert, so are you marcus: Booyaka! me: yaka? ha! me: i haven't heard that version me: i wonder where 'boo yah' came about anyway me: or is it 'booyah'? me: or 'booya'? me: or 'boo ya'? marcus: There's "Byaw" made famouse by what's his name marcus: The politician me: 'byaw' sounds very hick me: pshaw me: talk to the hand me: 'cause the face ain't acknowledgin' marcus: Todays secret word is "house" me: i'm in a house. so are you. me: secret word from what? me: back again! marcus: Woohoo! me: indeed! me: your mom is a secret word me: okay that made no sense me: but that's okay marcus: lolz me: were you just joking when we were on the phone and you said you had a hard on? me: i'm interested marcus: When? Yesterday? me: on the phone a couple of days ago me: you called me naughty girl :-) me: but you've also told me while chatting that you're half there marcus: Probably yup marcus: Yep me: wow. so you do remember? marcus: Yup me: cool marcus: The word was from Peewee's me: ugh. peewee herman actually has reruns? marcus: On Adult Swim no less me: ugh me: is it funny? marcus: Hillarious marcus: If I had memories of that show, I'm sure they'd be coming back me: i don't have any memories of the show me: was it on pbs originally? me: i don't even know marcus: I have no idea me: *rests head on your shoulder* me: i'm tired me: *sits in your lap and falls asleep* me: good night marcus: Go ahead, but if you feel a lump its uh.. A wrinkle in my pants. That I'm no longer wearing me: haha! me: alright!
- wednesday, august 02, 2006
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