backyard crowing
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swear it
(from a xanga post)
I just thought:
"I don't particularly want to spend my New Year's Eve with those that bore me."
Then I realized that the above phrase has two very truthful meanings, and I leapt with joy!
Anyway.
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Repeat after me:
I do solemly swear never to work at Subway Sandwiches ever in my life.
(I do solemly swear never to work at Subway Sandwiches ever in my life.)
You just saved yourself a lot of heartache and pain. Good for you. No, really.
And this, from some guy's Facebook profile:
Title: Sandwich Artist
Description: I make sandwiches, bitch!
Nice.
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...annnnd, I got a guitar. Go my dad! It's one of those totally out-of-the-blue gifts.
Of course he wants me to take it to school and cram it in my room...and I do, too...but I can tell mom is mad. Whatever.
I make sandwiches, bitch!
8:14 pm - sunday, dec. 31, 2006
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