backyard crowing
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three-year-old world
I get really confused when people say things like, "My three-year-old is my world."
Like, really? Your 3-year-old IS YOUR WORLD?!
Have fun there, you poor dear.
Also, I didn't know children could ever become entire worlds. Geez, that sounds like a lot of pressure on your little one - and you!
Get a life. Get out. There's one world, and it's really fucking huge.
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But anyway, I'm getting really judgmental, eh? Blech!
12:31 am - Monday, Jun. 06, 2016
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