backyard crowing
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eating millionaire cheesecake @ the coffee shop
Why is cake served on its side? Probably because it would fall over otherwise, right? So we should succumb to gravity like some kind of defeatist cake server?
Here's the problem with that: cake served right side up, as God intended, allows you to slice from top to bottom -- through all the layers, so you get a bit of every flavor in each bite.
And sure, you could do the same thing by working your way up, fork sideways, cake sideways -- but you know what? Forks are never long enough to cover that territory.
This has been today's first world problem. Please, carry on.
5:53 pm - Friday, Nov. 18, 2016
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