backyard crowing ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- roommate revenge when I eventually move When I eventually move, if Bad Roommate has opted to stay, I have a few revenge ideas that are legal: - unplug the fridge - turn off the gas - unplug her stuff in the living room - mess with common area heater - reinstall the shitty ac unit in my room (so she has to take it back out) - take everything that isn't actually hers (the green bowls, the 2 kiddie plates) - toss away any empty boxes she may have - tell landlord that she switched out her shower head (not allowed on the lease) - tell landlord that her boyfriend is over constantly, what his name is, and send a photo of him - take a shot of her alcohol - grab something small and unnoticeable - give her dog 1 chocolate chip - toss out my sink strainer so she has to buy one - and anything in the common area that's mine, and any cleaners - ask the girl who formerly lived here if I can have her table and chairs, which we currently use - leave the common area just as gross as when I moved in - let Good Roommate have first dibs on spaces in the common area that I will no longer take up (built in and free standing cabinetry, and bookshelf in living room) If Good Roommate still lives here, I won't mess with the fridge... Oh, and one more thing: - Living well. :P 12:15 pm - Saturday, Dec. 19, 2020 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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