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reasons not to be with marcus: -he looks at porn and has phone sex with some chick in seattle reasons to be with marcus: -none marcus: Hello me: haylo me: what's up? me: i'm learning about podcasting marcus: I'm with some friends me: *is a dork me: it's fun though me: putting your ipod on shuffle makes for some strange songs me: i'm listening to mya's "case of the ex" from NOW 5. weird. haven't heard this in ages me: ALRIGHTY! Nine inch nails! me: do you listen to them? me: they're pretty friggin' awesome marcus: Yes me: indeed me: the holiday came out today! marcus: ? marcus: Oh me: movie with jack black and kate winslet me: ah, yes! the temptations! me: sing it! marcus: *poke* me: *smooch* me: enya! marcus: *lick* me: mmm me: i wonder if my fingers have better muscle memory for the asterisk than they did before...uh...yeah me: :-D me: yeah! U2's "New York" - gotta love that song me: *rocks out* me: *lick* me: i'm a bit sad that my photography class is over. that was so much fun me: and i think if i don't get into the college of communication, i'm just going to do it me: be financially independent, get a loan, get a job, and get cheaper housing me: it would be a whole new life, but hey me: i deserve it, i think. besides, it would build character me: people seem to think i'll get in, but i'm not so sure me: i have to be prepared for what will happen if i don't marcus: *poke* me: *deep kiss* marcus: *nuzzle* me: aww me: *unbuttons shirt* me: *lick* me: *nudge nudge* marcus: Sorry, I've been dancing marcus: *huff huff* me: hee! are you guys clubbing? me: haha, slow down me: catch your breath O:-) marcus: No, dance dance, I've been at einsteins me: ah, ddr! me: cool marcus: Yes marcus: Now then me: i have never been there marcus: *puts face in boobs* me: hee :-D me: *unhooks bra slowly* me: i'm going to go shower marcus: Hee marcus: Hot me: ;-) me: yes me: that's the only way i shower marcus: Hee marcus: Boopeedoo me: *lick* me: so did you get a wii? how is it? me: *nuzzle* marcus: Yes marcus: Its awsome marcus: *nibble* me: hee me: what games are on it? me: the ps3 is the one that's 600, right? marcus: Yes me: that's insane marcus: There's the new Zelda me: ah marcus: Which. Is. AWSOME. marcus: And Trauma Center me: i'm assuming wii games are on cd? marcus: Dvd me: ooh, cool marcus: Zelda is Hella-long me: seems like it would be me: this movie is so cheesy me: clueless me: somewhat funny, but ugh marcus: Laff me: CHEESY marcus: ... Breasts... me: mmm... me: yes? marcus: *lick* me: *kiss kiss* me: are you home yet marcus: I've been home marcus: We're watching house me: cool me: i have not seen that one marcus: ? marcus: House? The show? me: i have not seen house, i mean me: yeah me: as in, i've never seen one of those shows marcus: Ah me: unfortunately roomie has now moved on to ......full house...... me: *cough cough* me: oops, no, now she's switching the channel to... marcus: ... me: .... marcus: Breasts? me: she's still switching, but i'll go to breasts me: scrubs! i've not seen it before me: ! me: ZOMG zach braff me: haha marcus: New season started last week marcus: :-) me: niiifty me: okay, so back to breasts me: ssss marcus: What about them? me: i don't know, i am just typing crap marcus: lol me: ah me: tonight is a good night, i'm happy me: yay life marcus: Eh? marcus: How's it so great? me: i'm just happy me: just chilling out for a while with the roomie before things get crazy again me: good vibes, ha marcus: I can take you to get a vibe me: haha me: you mean a vibrator? marcus: Yesh me: nah, thanks though me: i think if i ever get brave enough to go buy one, i'll do it on my own marcus: Lolz me: i mean, would you ever take me with you to get a pump? i fink not me: awwwwwkward me: or no? me: i suppose i could be wrong marcus: Not at all me: but i feel so right! marcus: But I don't need a pump me: i thought a pump was like the only toy for boys there was me: that's why i used that as an example me: and anyway, i'm not saying you need one (how would i know? lol) -- and besides, they don't increase the size anyway, as i said the other day marcus: Nope marcus: Wiki "fleshlight" me: haha okay just a sec me: hm, interesting me: those sound expensive me: the "ultimate faux vagina"--ha marcus: Yep marcus: Yep me: do you have one? marcus: Nope me: wow, ha me: i just went to the site me: the official one marcus: I watch porn and very very rarely use Astroglide me: why do you watch porn? me: nevermind marcus: Stimulation marcus: Something to watch during beating me: but you can beat without it, right? marcus: Yep me: it's just more...fun with the visual aspect? marcus: Yep marcus: Visual and audio me: have you ever tried phone sex marcus: Yep me: and if so, do you think it's better than porn or no? marcus: I actually do it with a friend from seattle sometimes marcus: Yes marcus: Its more personal me: what do you talk about? i mean, chatting is just typing words, but talking? me: (if you don't mind me asking) me: it seems like we started to, sort of, one night last summer marcus: Usually she and I masturbate together, she says what she and I would do together me: have you always looked at porn? marcus: Since about, eh.... 6th grade me: is it mainly in magazines or on tv/dvd? marcus: Internet video and photos me: so it's free then marcus: Absolutely me: ha--they have something called "mr. limpy" marcus: ? marcus: Wuzzat? me: (basically a fake penis) marcus: Hm me: which is weird, because isn't a penis better erect, and not limp? me: i mean, in a sexual situation? me: ha me: these toys look intimidating me: geez marcus: Well, it depends on the dimensions me: the dimensions of any given toy, or any given penis? marcus: The limp penis toy me: okay me: the smallest is x-small and it's 3.5 inches marcus: If its large, then it being rubbery is irrelevant me: the largest is i believe 8.5 it said marcus: Now, I have a large penis, so yeah me: okay... me: the limp thingy is 14 dollars me: that's not that bad marcus: Not really marcus: We should go to the porn store me: ha, where is that marcus: There's several in ATX me: the thing about vibrators is that if they don't work, you can't take them back me: well, or any toys, for that matter me: what do you clean these things in, anyway? marcus: Why wouldn't it work? marcus: Rubbing alchohol pad me: ah, okay me: do you have to leave them out to dry? marcus: Or somthing similar marcus: I really don't know me: i don't know, i think i would be horrified if my mother ever went snooping and found something marcus: I could ask my friend in Seattle what she does marcus: She says she has several me: hm marcus: And I believe her marcus: Orgasms are fun me: so i've heard, ha marcus: Yep me: i'm totally falling asleep me: and giggling at porn titles marcus: Bareback Daddies of Beverly Hills me: haha me: exactly me: what the heck? me: do you have a favorite porn movie? marcus: How about "a girls best friend" me: haha marcus: That was a hot video marcus: Eh... marcus: Not really marcus: Several girls I like marcus: Brandy Taylore, Cytheria, Allie Sin marcus: Classier girls- Danielle Riley, Bianca Beauchamp marcus: I'm a fan of redheads marcus is away at 3:34:27 AM.
- sunday, Dec. 10, 2006
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